Monday, June 1, 2009

The Witch on Main Street

“There’s where the witch lives,” said Johnny pointing at the sun bleached wooden house down the street. He bounced his kickball against the garage door and smirked slyly at Billy. “C’mon,” he called dropping the ball in the lawn, “Let’s ring her door!”

“Are you crazy?!” Billy cried flapping his arms at his brave little friend. Johnny proceeded inattentively toward the end of Main Street. The two boys only made it past the first beige house with the blue door when Johnny’s dad spotted them coming home from work. “Where you boys going?” he asked wearily. His dad was a tired man, ever since Johnny could remember, never up for games or adventure.

“He’s making me go to the witch- ouch!” Billy yelped rubbing his pudgy foot, “Why did have you step on my foot?” He glared at his friend. “Nowhere,” responded Johnny. His dad lowered his sunglasses, and his vibrant green eyes squinted over the horizon. The sun was still caressing the hills with seemingly endless light even at supper time. “Be back before dark,” his dad said driving away. The summer heat made the sun stay out longer, which was good for the boys.

Finally after many beige houses with blue doors later, the two boys had made it to the witch’s house. Billy let out a yelp as Johnny’s foot crunched the dead grass on the lawn. Moving as quickly and lightly as possible, Johnny crept toward the doorbell. “Three more steps, two more steps,” he counted.

On the sidewalk, Billy’s eyes jolted back into his head and barely could gasp for air. Through a yellow stained window, a dark shadow hunched over, motionless. Only its long fingers brushed along the sill. “Johnny!” he screamed. Dong… dong. Suddenly, Johnny’s legs froze. He slowly turned his head to Billy who was pointing at the moving figure in the window. “Run!” Billy shouted, “she’s coming!” Johnny panicked. All he wanted to do was run away from the disturbingly hollow shack, but his legs were confined to the wooden step. The witch must have done it, he thought, she must have put some sort of curse on him. “Help! My legs are stuck!” he cried. But Billy’s stubby legs were already wobbling down the sidewalk in distress.

“They always run away,” a voice murmured. Johnny felt the breath crawling down his neck. He prepared for the worst as he turned around and in return, received exactly what he imagined. The witch was aged; her pale skin was dotted with discolored bumps and her wrinkles seemed more like cuts with closer inspection. Her eyes, however, were untouched by the years. The blue color looked as though it was painted on. A mix of ocean water and summer skies.

“I-I’m sorry,” he quivered. The words tingled off his lips so coarsely, they stung. The old woman sighed looking down the overgrown cobblestone pathway. A gust of wind blew the last leaves off the dead tree in the yard, and the empty house wept as the warm air struck. “Please come in,” she said offering the chair in the corner. Slightly intrigued, Johnny took a seat on the red velvet armchair placed next to a warm fireplace. The old lady carefully placed herself in a quaint rocker across from him. Johnny smiled thinking how wrong he was about the witch. Although she barely said a couple sentences, the house itself contained most of the charm. An antique chandelier hung above his left and fragrant flowers sat in the center of a round coffee table. However, the entire room looked like an old photograph, Johnny noted. He blinked a few times to make sure. But in fact, the house seemed yellowed. The rugs, the windows, the furniture all stained in shades of umber.

“What is your name?” she asked pouring a glass of water from the coffee table offering it to him. He kindly accepted.

“Johnny” he answered, “and yours?”

“It’s Emily.”

“Who’s that?” Johnny curiously pointed to the 10 inch photo centered on the fireplace. The man was handsome and oddly familiar; a genuine smile showed only a hint of his teeth and his chest was raised as though he was taking in a breath of refreshing air. The picture was faded, but the tint of the room made it less noticeable.

“Jack…” Emily’s blue eyes drifted off into the photo, “doesn’t he look happy?”

Johnny nodded.

“He and I were happy then. Yes, we spent all our time together. Soul mates, we were. Me and Jack…”

“Then what happened?”

“I’m not sure,” she said clearing her voice. Johnny took careful inspection of the photo and noticed his eyes were green. Quickly he set it back noticing the reflection of his face melt into the frame.

“You remind me of Jack,” Emily smiled.

Johnny’s throat tensed.

“Your curiosity I suppose.” Slightly relieved by this, he concluded it was just a coincidence.

“Well, you better run along home,” she said, “but I did enjoy your company”. Johnny looked out the window to see he had just enough time to get home before dark. He smiled at Emily and left quietly from the rotted front door.

Unfortunately, he forgot about the sunset colored windows. The night had already consumed the pale blue skies. It couldn’t have been more than an hour, he thought, I can’t believe I was there that long.

He shook off the house’s stale odor and breathed the night air. Even though Johnny knew his dad would be angry about missing the curfew, he couldn’t wait to tell the boys at school he went inside the witch’s house.

Monday, April 13, 2009

The Quiet Life

“Becca, be a dear and take this to the table,” Aunt Carol says handing her niece a steaming pot of mashed potatoes. Hastily, Becca complies and then continues her game of chase with the little ones downstairs. “If I only had their energy!” comments grandpa as Becca speeds past. Aunt Carol smiles as she stirs the gravy wiping the spilt excess off the stove then alters the subject into chiropractic doctors for his back. “Carol, don’t be so worried,” grandpa teases, “I don’t feel a day older than 50.”
In the living room, the young couple Natalie and her husband Eli are perched on the fireplace talking to Uncle John and his wife Katherine about their summer vacation in Italy. “I’ve been dying to go to Tuscany!” exclaims Katherine stroking her plump lap dog with her exquisitely manicured nails. Burly uncle John’s giant palms rest on her delicate shoulder and jokes, “Another thing to put on the list!”. Natalie and Eli laugh in harmonious pitches complimenting each other perfectly.
“Dinner!” yells Aunt Carol. Everyone huddles around the dining table.
The bathroom door is closed. Roy flushes the toilet quietly and slides out of the bathroom without a sound. He pulls a neatly sealed card from his coat pocket and hands it to Becca as she trots up the stairs. “Happy birthday,” he smiles. She rips it open plucking the twenty dollar bill out. Quickly, she thanks him and runs over to be seated next to her favorite cousin Lindsey, the one with a butterfly tattoo on her hip.
Aunt Carol encourages Roy to sit next to her and her husband, soft spoken Sam. Roy joins them at the end of the table. He lays his napkin on his lap and grazes his eyes over the selection of food. Finally, he spoons himself a modest bowl of soup against his will (his recent weight gain prompted him to cut back).
Light-hearted conversation is sprinkled over the table. First Uncle John tells the story of how he caught “ole’ big eyes” last weekend at the lake, proceeded by grandpa’s ten year old fish tale, and then Natalie and Eli’s future expedition through Lake Champlain. Roy was about to chime in with a funny story at a lake involving one of his work colleges, but he remembered his current unemployment status and decided against it. Anyways, the conversation had already carried on to another topic, air travel. He smiled and laughed on cue knowing suspicious eyes were watching for weakness.
At 7:00, Roy eventually left reluctantly to his empty home. Only Aunt Carol leaned in for a hug before he left, but her open sympathy just put him in a worse mood. In his small home, he watched Dateline and went to bed at promptly 10:30.
Lying in bed, he felt the silence perturb the room. It opened the door like an unwelcomed guest slithering in suffocating every corner, sucking life from his body, and thrashing his world. Roy tried muffling the sound by holding a pillow to his ears but the sound only got louder. Sshhhhh. It moaned and whined but the silence couldn’t be quieted. “I don’t want to be alone!” he cried, but the silence only echoed his fear. Roy knew it was too late.
The next morning Roy took out the trash while an elderly couple sat on their porch drinking coffee. “Morning Patty! Roger!” he called gently opening the bin. They waved, “Hello Roy”.
“Say mister, why is a nice boy like you single?” asked Patty smiling with a hint of sympathy. Roy smiled back but said nothing as he walked inside. “What’s wrong with him?” Roger asked rubbing his stubble. “Just rude, I suppose,” answered Patty rocking back in her chair.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Eggs

“Eggs again?” I asked my mom sitting down for another Monday morning breakfast. She only hummed tossing the eggs gently with her spatula. “Your eggs are nasty,” I said trying to evoke a response.
“Sunny-side up,” she said smiling sliding the white oozing mess onto my plate. Geeze, I thought, if she would just pay more attention to the eggs, they’d be fine. Nothing bothered me more than her eggs. With a prolonged sigh, I dipped my fork into the white part. My tongue revolted; the egg was bland and runny. The yolk was even worse. It stuck to the roof of my mouth, and I felt its artificial flavor cling to my taste buds. It was a complete disaster! “Did these eggs come from chickens or factories?” I asked wiping the egg particles from my mouth. I left for school without touching the rest of my decidedly bad egg.
Even though I left early for school, before I knew it the 8:16 bell rang before I even walked in the building. In the process of running to chemistry, my books slid across the floor. A girl stopped to help but I much too busy screaming profanities down the hallway to care.
Four painful classes later it was lunch. I was standing in the lunch line with my friend Liz when Katherine-the-creature started talking to me. “How was your weekend?” she asked revealing her yellow teeth. “It was awful,” I replied, “I got grounded and my phone got taken away. That’s why I couldn’t text you back to say I couldn’t make it to the mall Saturday. Sorry!”
“Oh don’t worry about it,” Katherine smiled. I waved as she crept away on her boney chicken legs. Like I’d really hang out with her! As she passed within earshot, I laughed. Liz stared at me utterly confused. “She looks like an ugly-ass-tranny-hobbit!” I howled. Surprisingly, Liz didn’t even smile. In fact, she only displayed a look of distain and ignored me the rest of lunch.
At 3:05, I was more than excited to get home. “What a way to begin the week,” I said plopping myself in front of the television. Why was everything going so badly? My friends hate me, I’m failing chemistry, and it all started with… eggs. That’s right! It was that stupid, artificial old egg I ate this morning. Hmm, who knew one bad egg could do so much harm?

Saturday, February 14, 2009

To my favorite person on Valentine's Day:

I almost felt sorry for my single self today, I’m sorry to say. I almost made the click to my “depressive music” playlist. What stopped me you ask? My realization that I haven’t learned to love myself. Maybe the reason I have stayed single for so long is the fact that I can’t appreciate have I have to offer. Being focused on looking for someone with the right qualities for so long has strayed me to believe relationships are about finding the “one”. In reality, relationships are simply about taking away good qualities from every person. How am I supposed to find someone to discover good qualities about myself if I don’t even know?!

For where I am in life, I can say I’m satisfied. I have a best friend I can always count on, I have a nice house to relax in, I’m pretty smart, a passionate writer and I have Sex and the City season 4. What more could I ask for? This Valentine’s Day I toast to you, Kelley Bauer; you’re the one person I can always count on, one heck of a girl, and I’m happy to have gotten to know you.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Love Bites

I sat on the porch that night wondering if she’d come home. I didn’t mean to hurt her, I swear. A mosquito buzzed in my ear; with a swift motion I swatted it away, but it kept coming back. “Go ahead!” I told the bug still hovering over my ripe earlobe. After contemplation, the mosquito left. It knew my hand was fully capable of killing. The endeavor was much too risky. He’ll come back though; I said to myself, they all do.
I still remember the way she left. First, I heard her suitcase shut. It didn’t close all the way, though (carried her emotions everywhere). “I’ll find you,” I said as she locked the suitcase. She said nothing only slamming the screen door on her way out. As she left, I saw a bruise on her hip. Quickly, I looked away. What kind of animal would do that to her? She’s so young. She’s so beautiful. I wanted to punch the guy in face that abused her like that, but I couldn’t very well punch myself (I’ve tried though). I knew it was bad, but I was crazy for her and she misused me. She threw me around like the recycle; never really understanding me. She hurt me.
I decided I should go inside. There was no use in waiting. I’ve suffered many loses in my time and each seemingly greater than the last. All I could do now is learn from my mistakes. “Ouch!” I yelped. I raised my hand to the source finding a bump on my left earlobe. I knew he’d come back, but I never thought he’d arrive now! Oh well, I’m sure the itch will go away in a bit.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

For the dOrks

It’s been one of those days. Yes, you know exactly. The day you’re sitting in class chewing on your thumbnail, you hear a crack, and notice you were actually chewing on your thumbnail. Or how about that day you forgot to put on deodorant that morning. The rest of the day you end up sitting arms crossed, stiff, and looking slightly constipated. In other words, you just feel like a complete dork.
School is intimidating enough. 2000+ teenagers in one building is sure to frighten any parent away. Especially with girls- let’s call her Suzie- running around the school with gorgeous hair and perfectly un-chipped thumbnails. What makes these Suzies so damn flawless? Their confidence.
Going up the stairwell to journalism today, I saw the Suzie. She was right in front of me wearing the absolute prettiest shade of light blue. With each step, her curls bounced in unison. Suddenly, a voice called out Suzie’s name from the top of the stairs and she looked up. With one graceful misstep, she lost her footing. The stairs caved beneath her and she rose un-phased with only a smile strung across her face. Her friend, still laughing at the klutz move, shook her head and both girls went off down the hallway.
If girls like Suzie could fall down, then there must be hope for the rest of us but to get back up with a smile takes a whole different kind of self-assurance. The truth is we are all just closet dorks but some of us are just better at hiding it.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Day in the Life of an Islander

I live on an island. Although you may think it would be relaxing, sometimes the hardest part about living on an island is trying to relax. The weather isn’t always 60 and sunny, the tourists aren’t always nice, and the nearest bar is 20 miles away.
As I said before, visitors sometimes stop by. A couple of them show up with black suitcases around 10 AM. Stragglers. Curious, they step off their boats and meander around the grounds. I watch them closely; some are not always welcome on this island. Alarmed by my unforgiving stares, they hurry back into their boats. As much as I hate to chase people away, it’s one of my jobs to protect the island.
A call comes through around noon just as I’m about to take a nap. It’s from the mother country. I pick up immediately, “This is the Island, what can I do for you?”
“A new shipment of residents is coming in, could you handle that?” asks the mother country councilman. I agree, groaning. New residents from the mother country were often very nice but were significantly flawed personality wise. They never stayed too long either.
At 3 PM, I left my post to go to the Cloud Nine CafĂ©. No one was there. “How’s business?” I asked the man at the counter unrolling a new pack of quarters. “Not so good,” he replied, “people don’t come around like they used to”. I sighed and looked down at my cup. “It will be fine,” said the man seeing the thoughts of hopelessness running through my head, “the island’s drift might do some good”.
“Island drift?” I asked looking up.
“See the building over there?” I fastened my head toward in the direction he pointed. Squinting the hardest I could, I only saw a faded lightening rod poking into the horizon. “No, I can’t,” I said.
“Exactly, we are drifting. Why a couple years ago you could see the whole building from here.”
“If there truly is an island drift, then wouldn’t that mean less people coming to the island from the mother country?”
“Probably, but who knows? Maybe we’ll have better luck without the mother country.” The man finished sorting the coins and went back to the backroom. Who ever heard of an island without a mother country? The man obviously had too much Cloud Nine juice…